Here's Some Self-Promotion (Like Always)

Written by Zach Harper | 08 July 2009

I don't know if you know who I am but I'm kind of a small deal.

I recently started spewing my usual basketball nonsense over at one of the greatest basketball websites ever created -- Hardwood Paroxysm. I know what you're thinking, "What blackmail-type evidence do I have over Matt Moore?"

Wouldn't you like to know?!?

ANYWAY, I had my first article posted on the old HP on June 29th and Matt Moore gave me this introduction:

Zach Harper is the author of TalkHoops.net and Cowbell Kingdom. He has difficulty (as most people do) with how fast I speak in real life. He's a former male gymnast who won gold at the 1994 Bel-Air gymnastics tournament. That last part is a lie. He's our newest contributor to Hardwood Paroxysm. That part is not a lie. Revel in him. He opens with a discussion of hoops junkiehood, and the joys of young boys. Seriously.

Well, my second article was just posted this morning. It's about the return of Marcus Haislip, who just signed with the San Antonio Spurs. I attempted to explain he can redeem himself and in the process related him to Edmond Dantes.

Please enjoy and continue to Support the Habit. And leave comments on HP talking about how great/terrible I am. I could use the buzz.